001. euphemisms.
he "went to a better place," he "passed on,".. i would like euphemisms to "go to a better place." they are far beyond their "golden years" and honestly, anyone who can't handle the truth and has to settle for euphemisms instead is sorely missing out. the real world is a lot more entertaining.. not that sugar-coated glossy version.
002. missing a day on flickaday.
i always seem to notice right after midnight, too, that i've missed my chance to take my photo for the day. the worst part is, they send you daily email reminders to take your daily photo, and i delete them immediately and brush it off "until later". later in the day, i'll usually think about taking it too, and just forget about it as soon as i've thought about it. then 12:07am rolls around and i remember and get quite irritated.
003. my phone.
can i throw this thing off five bridges into five separate bodies of water yet? seriously, why didn't anyone warn me that two years after buying this phone i'd wish only the worst things upon it? it's been through a lot with me and while it still works, it makes me work in order to even use it. it takes me about five minutes to read a simple text message or dial a number, because of broken keys and broken screens. so, hey, if you get one from me, feel special that i went through all that work to contact you.
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